Ernie & Emma

Bruce Campbell

Ernie

Cerina Vincent

Judy

Ted Raimi

Persnickety Dance Instructor

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Robin McAlpine

Emma (voice)

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William Earl Ray

Neighbor Earl

Brian Gunter

Guy Drehobl

Eric Martin Reid

Asshole Homeowner

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P.K. Glazer

Idiot on the Riverbank

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Michael Kallio

Surly Liquor Store Salesman

Mike Estes

Budtender

Emma Raimi

Tatyana

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Daniel Cross

Hospital Security Guard

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Danielle Kelly

Jazz Singer

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Chris Miller

Garage Sale Guy

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Steve Sellery

Darryl