Cthulhu

Jason Cottle

Russ

?

Casey Curran

Club Kid

Cara Buono

Dannie

?

Hunter Stroud

Teen Russ

?

Rob Hamm

Jake

Scott Patrick Green

Mike (as Scott Green)

Tori Spelling

Susan

Dennis Kleinsmith

Reverend Marsh

?

Joe Shapiro

Barnes

?

Keifer Grimm

Teen Mike

?

Amy Main

Julia

Greg Michaels

Sheriff

?

Sabrina Prada

Soccer Mom

?

Barbara Lindsay

Evelyn Marsh

?

Cary Moon

Pacifica Newscaster (voice)