Bad Johnson

Cam Gigandet

Rich Johnson

Nick Thune

Rich's Penis

Katherine Cunningham

Lindsay Young

Kevin Miller

Josh Nelson

Jessica Joy

Emily

Katie Rich

Samantha

Holly Houk

Kimi

Jamie Chung

Jamie

Bradley Grant Smith

Former Best Friend

George Lako

Strip Club Patron

Meg Thalken

Doctor

Karen Woditsch

Mother

Casey Tutton

Teenage Girl

Danny Rhodes

Waiter

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James E. Foley

Bob (voice)