Minty the Assassin

Elina Madison

Minty

Anthony Ray Parker

Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor

Double Delicious

?

Chip Joslin

Dr. Brain Bender

?

Jacki R. Chan

Molly Leviathan

?

Hawk Younkins

Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Zen Cowboy

David A. Lockhart

Rat Monster

?

Nora J. Novak

Cute Postal Woman

?

Jade English

Hot Security Guard

McKay Stewart

Sensational Ninja

?

Elan Hom

Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)