Vamps

Alicia Silverstone

Goody

Krysten Ritter

Stacy

Dan Stevens

Joey

Richard Lewis

Danny

Wallace Shawn

Dr. Van Helsing

Justin Kirk

Vadim

Malcolm McDowell

Vlad Tepish

Sigourney Weaver

Cisserus

Marilu Henner

Angela

Kristen Johnston

Mrs. Van Helsing

Zak Orth

Renfield

Larry Wilmore

Professor Quincy

Meredith Scott Lynn

Rita

Brian Backer

Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist

Taylor Negron

Pizza Guy