National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

Emilio Estevez

Jack Colt

Samuel L. Jackson

Wes Luger

Jon Lovitz

Becker

Tim Curry

Jigsaw

Kathy Ireland

Destiny Demeanor

Frank McRae

Captain Doyle

William Shatner

General Mortars

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Dhiru Shah

Translator

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Gokul

Hindu

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Tom Bruggemann

Mini-Mart Punk

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Danny Castle

Mini-Mart Punk

Lance Kinsey

Irv

Bill Nunn

Police Photographer

Joyce Brothers

Coroner

Lin Shaye

Witness